Happy to be here

ralsei-deltarune:

andenglishmen:

Rosamund Pike

lesbians seeing rosamund pike in lingerie holding a sword moodboard

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crow–teeth:

crow–teeth:

my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny

For context

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nettlepatchwork:

Today I learned about the Valais Blacknose sheep. I think I’m dead of cute.

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thestarfishdancer:

This is me cheerleading whatever project you are working on. You can do it. I believe in you! YOU GOT THIS.

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digitaldiscipline:

gaypeopletwitter:

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phoenixonwheels:

digitaldiscipline:

derinthemadscientist:

insomniac-arrest:

movies about apocalypses: it’s every man for himself!! you can’t trust anyone, it’s a wasteland of solo travelers and sad families, we’re alone out here

humans irl: *pack bond with strangers*

*pack bond with large carnivores*

*pack bond with robots in space thousands of miles away*

Apocalypse preppers who fantasise about all our artificial rules and governments falling away in times of chaos seem to forget that we invented those rules and governments. Over and over. When you put humans near each other, they group up and make a society; that’s why those  governments exist. Do they think we magically stop doing that in dangerous situations? Because… we don’t.

hopepunk doesn’t have time for your racist doomsday hard-on, carl.

I once helped a complete stranger care for her infant on a bus ride across two states. We took turns so we both got sleep. We bonded over the fact we were a similar age, sitting next to each other, and both on this ridiculously long bus ride because we were broke. The fact we were different races wasn’t a factor?

Two guys I couldn’t even communicate with because I was in a foreign country and didn’t speak the language once pushed my car out of a snowbank. Another time a bilingual complete stranger helped me catch the right train when I couldn’t read the signs because I didn’t speak the language.

Humans naturally help other humans.

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despazito:

*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song

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dare-i-say-asexual:

okay so when i was a teen i got a full ride scholarship to a really nice private high school which meant i ended up hanging out with a bunch of rich kids and i’ll never forget this one girl who’s parents got a divorce after her dad tried to hit on their secretary and the secretary revealed she was already having an affair with his wife and that’s why she got invited on all the family’s vacations

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onyourleftbooob:

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tflatte:

patrickdiomedes:

vicholas:

vicholas:

You ever think about how Doc Ock knew that Kingpin’s plan would never work because people who stay outside their own dimension for too long end up dying, but she didn’t fucking bother to tell him.

Doc Ock fully knowing that Kingpin’s stupid plan would never work and end up just destroying the multiverse, but also thinking how funny the look in Kingpin’s face will be when his family dies in front of him again:

Considering that she said she couldn’t wait to see the “molecular disintegration” happen to Peter, I’m wondering if she just helped with the Collider so she could see it happen to living subjects.

Come to think of it, she probably also knew Kingpin wouldn’t want to hear it. And would probably react violently if she tried.

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rocktheholygrail:

rocktheholygrail:

There are so many unintended consequences to well-intentioned actions. It feels like a game you can’t win.

#CHIDI WAS RIGHT

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geekandmisandry:

onion-bagels:

sneater:

adurot:

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

i wanted to like make sure this was legit and stuff so i took a section of the left and stretched it over to the right and jesus fuck

rb for the last pic being the best demonstration by far

“This is why I draw in black and white” was all my sleepy, horrified boyfriend could say.

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ilysminho:

minho in the dead sea 💙 

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wingroad:

Kuroko: Does Kagami-kun think in English or Japanese?

Himuro: Bold of you to assume Taiga thinks.

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lenimph:

koito-yuu:

koito-yuu:

SHE👏DID👏THAT

These tags warm my heart

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